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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "...and most importantly, try not to bore the shit out of people."
"...and most importantly..." Greeting Card
$5.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Always be willing to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans."
"Always be willing..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "At least we didn't die."
"At least we..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, “Bad decisions make spectacular stories.”
"Bad Decisions Spectacular Stories" Greeting Card
$5.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Diamonds used to be a girl's best friend; then UGGs, espresso, & dry shampoo happened."
"Diamonds used to..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Have I told you today that you're a freakin' genius?"
"Have I told..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "I wanted to send you a "Get Better Soon" card. Not because you're sick, I just think you could get better.
"I wanted to..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "I'd take 635, 35, and the Tollway at rush hour just to sit next to you on a barstool and hear about your day."
"I'd take 635..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm pretty sure it lives in a cave and has social anxiety."
"I'm not sure..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "If one door closes and another opens, your shit is haunted."
"If one door..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "If we're the least bitchy people in the room, there's something seriously wrong with the room."
"If we're the..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "If you must eat a banana in public, don't make eye contact..."
"If you must..." Greeting Card
$5.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "In retrospect, it would appear that my life up to this point has been a series of hastily conceived experiments characterized by an abundance of caffeine and a lack of short-term memory."
"In retrospect, it..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Konichiwa, bitches!"
"Konichiwa, B*tches" Greeting Card
$5.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's Ritalin."
"Maybe she's born..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Screw the past and damn the future! Right now, we are perfect."
"Screw the past..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Some days I look back on my life and I'm extremely impressed I'm still alive."
"Some days I..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Somehow, the police never find me as funny as you do."
"Somehow, the police..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Sometimes I wrestle with my demons; Sometimes we just snuggle."
"Sometimes I wrestle..." Greeting Card
$5.00
"Surgical Shape" Vented Mask - Fabric - Washable and Re-Useable
"Surgical Shape" Vented Mask - Fabric - Washable and Re-Useable
"Surgical Shape" Vented Mask - Fabric - Washable and Re-Useable
$15.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Thanks for starting my day off with a bang."
"Thanks for starting..." Greeting Card
$5.00
Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "The honor of your presence is requested in my pants."
"The honor of..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "The trouble with trouble is that it starts with fun."
"The trouble with..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Things we hated as kids: naps and spankings. Things we beg for as adults: naps and spankings."
"Things we hated..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Time to make today your bitch."
"Time to make..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Time to truss up your tits and get to work."
"Time to truss..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "Under the Basic Transitive Theory, if I pet my dog and you pet my dog, there's a good chance I'll at least make out with you."
"Under the basic..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "What do you say we set a whole afternoon to drink and swear like the old days?"
"What do you..." Greeting Card
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Vanilla envelope with white greeting card, "You're awfully haughty for someone who can't put on their underwear without tipping over."
"You're awfully haughty..." Greeting Card
$5.00
12" Stationery Clips
$18.00